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[mipeltaja]

There's a fly in my room and I swear the fucker has mastered the art of teleportation.

I can't manage to swat it and it refuses to go outside. Someone call the Terminator. D:

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[lila-vulpes.livejournal.com]

Yes. Insects are becoming mutants, I'm sure of it. Once I "killed" a mosquito with a shoe and, and when I looked... there was nothing there.
We were once talking about it on Physic class and my teacher said that the mosquito obviously had super-speed powarz XDDD

[mipeltaja.livejournal.com]

One day, insects will surely take over the world.
Our days as the dominant species are numbered, mark my words.

[tuinen.livejournal.com]

Mosquitos are even worse - you're trying to sleep when you hear something going "eeeeeeeee..." in your room. You get up, pick up a weapon (aka. a rolled up magazine) and start hunting the mosquito. But you can't SEE the little bugger, oh no. That's because mosquitos are all friggin' ninjas. And the way the "eeeeeeeee..." seems to come from every corner of your room drives you insane. Sometimes this can go on for hours.

Still, teleporting flies sound pretty serious. Where is the Terminator when you need him?

[mipeltaja.livejournal.com]

When ninja mosquitoes happen, I pull the covers over my head and possibly put some music on (with the stereo on sleep timer, of course).


Then the mosquito climbs into my ear.

Argh.