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Oi, friends, Romans, chain letter forwarders:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/billgate.asp

So please stop forwarding me those Bill Gates e-mails. Watch me as I do not forward that email to anyone. I promise you I will receive the exact same amount of money from Microsoft as you will.

Hint: That amount will be zilch.

I have forwarded precisely one chain letter in my life. I was nine years old. It promised me a happily ever after with Mr. Right. I suspect that promise will be fulfilled 'round the same time as Bill Gates's wad of cash arrives.

I love you guys, but please try to think for a few seconds before you forward everything you find in your inbox.