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Since all the cool kids are doing it, here are some of my past crimes against humanity:
I think I must've been about eleven or twelve. I drew these sort of women a lot. Anorectic bitches, often with huge bewbs. Skimpy and impractical outfits, lots of bling, usually implied to be warriors or somehow ~*~majical~*~ and better than everyone. In short, Mary Sues.
That was my idea of sexy at around the same time. The hair and makeup of a three-dollar whore who's already had a few customers tonight. At least her outfit is more conservative than your average prostitute's. And look! A wai wai bishounen (in case you thought it was a woman)!
Behold! The first ever Pinja! Of course she wasn't a character yet, just some random ninja girl whose outfit I copied from Dead or Alive. Yeah. Dead or Alive. And she was much more shapely because I could only draw one body shape.
And in that vein, the first ever Elf Kid. I'm 90% sure the intended gender was male. You totally wouldn't know that from looking at the drawing, though.
Apparently you gotta have blue hair even if you're a street urchin. You can tell they are street urchins by the way one has a slightly ragged shirt and two are leaning against some crates.
S-self-portrait. DDD: I hadn't quite caught on to the fact that I was never that skinny. I had, however, noticed that had boobs. I just didn't realize they were still like B cup at the time.
This must be from when I was an avid Elfquest reader. That's where the humongous bug-eyes and round face come from.
The redraw is much more recent.
Tekken...chibis... I did a lot of horrible things to Tekken in 2001-2003. One of them was drawing a chibi band... of Tekken characters.
This is a little more recent than the previous one. I was planning on writing a fic about Tekken 5 (this was just after T4 came out) and made, uh, concept art. See if you can recognize the characters.
The noses here tell the story of a girl who liked the W.I.T.C.H. style but could not emulate it to save her life.
WHEN DRAWING POSSESSED CHARACTERS MAKE SURE TO ADD SHREDDED CLOTHING AND A LOT OF FACIAL MARKINGS. BLANK EYES OR SLIT PUPILS ONLY.Rasengan comment courtesy of me four years later
OH LOOK I KNOW JAPANEZE I PUT A KANJI ON THERE AREN'T I 1337 AND KEWL? Also I'm reasonably sure this bitch was a vampire. And pointed ears indicate elven heritage. TRIPLE CREDIT.
Incidentally, I thought that must be trying to be the kanji for "darkness", but it doesn't look enough like it. It's not "blood" or "night", either. What the hell was I trying to write? Whatever it is, I'm sure it's badly mangled. Fucking weeaboo.
I think I must've been about eleven or twelve. I drew these sort of women a lot. Anorectic bitches, often with huge bewbs. Skimpy and impractical outfits, lots of bling, usually implied to be warriors or somehow ~*~majical~*~ and better than everyone. In short, Mary Sues.
That was my idea of sexy at around the same time. The hair and makeup of a three-dollar whore who's already had a few customers tonight. At least her outfit is more conservative than your average prostitute's. And look! A wai wai bishounen (in case you thought it was a woman)!
Behold! The first ever Pinja! Of course she wasn't a character yet, just some random ninja girl whose outfit I copied from Dead or Alive. Yeah. Dead or Alive. And she was much more shapely because I could only draw one body shape.
And in that vein, the first ever Elf Kid. I'm 90% sure the intended gender was male. You totally wouldn't know that from looking at the drawing, though.
Apparently you gotta have blue hair even if you're a street urchin. You can tell they are street urchins by the way one has a slightly ragged shirt and two are leaning against some crates.
S-self-portrait. DDD: I hadn't quite caught on to the fact that I was never that skinny. I had, however, noticed that had boobs. I just didn't realize they were still like B cup at the time.
This must be from when I was an avid Elfquest reader. That's where the humongous bug-eyes and round face come from.
The redraw is much more recent.
Tekken...chibis... I did a lot of horrible things to Tekken in 2001-2003. One of them was drawing a chibi band... of Tekken characters.
This is a little more recent than the previous one. I was planning on writing a fic about Tekken 5 (this was just after T4 came out) and made, uh, concept art. See if you can recognize the characters.
The noses here tell the story of a girl who liked the W.I.T.C.H. style but could not emulate it to save her life.
WHEN DRAWING POSSESSED CHARACTERS MAKE SURE TO ADD SHREDDED CLOTHING AND A LOT OF FACIAL MARKINGS. BLANK EYES OR SLIT PUPILS ONLY.
OH LOOK I KNOW JAPANEZE I PUT A KANJI ON THERE AREN'T I 1337 AND KEWL? Also I'm reasonably sure this bitch was a vampire. And pointed ears indicate elven heritage. TRIPLE CREDIT.
Incidentally, I thought that must be trying to be the kanji for "darkness", but it doesn't look enough like it. It's not "blood" or "night", either. What the hell was I trying to write? Whatever it is, I'm sure it's badly mangled. Fucking weeaboo.
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looll that hairbrushing bishounen has boobs as big as his female friend there :I BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH I think that pose he has is pretty badass?!
LOLLL I LOVE THE SKIPPING ELFBOY
"HEIHACHI AND THE BOYS" *DIES* HAHFHAHSHAH OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST EVER ;_______;;;;; b ILU FOREVER
this is the most amazing post. please tell me there will be more?
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Haha, I would do an embarassment!dump myself if I hadn't destroyed most of the evidence of my weeaboo/angst/just plain embarassing years. Although I'm pretty sure I have a notebook full of headless ghost ladies plus an armless Cloud Srife and some other stuff somewhere... Oh man, I've gotta find that notebook!
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hyvä idea tässä muuten...=3=No, kehitystä on tapahtunut sitten näiden, ainakin. :D