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There is a spider on the wall behind the computer desk. I can't reach back there so unless it crawls higher up the wall, I can't catch it and throw it outside. The little idiot doesn't realize I have its best interests at heart, as if it stays in the house, there is a high change that it'll scare a family member who will them proceed to squish it. I'm not really in favour of squishing spiders. I don't know why, but I sorta like them. Except maybe this one, which is starting to really annoy me.

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Get moving, dumbass.