Except his joints bend the wrong way so he runs like a... um... mutant horse? Oh, I'm so funny. But yes, poor Kohza is not having a very good life right now.

I like Nami's tits squishing against Zoro's shoulders. Toei sure knows which details are most important.
They sure do! Yessireebob. I mean, what could possibly be more important than boobies?

I love not taking villains seriously. Because then you can find the things they do and say retarted and laugh at them. And Crocodile is such a James Bond villain, too.